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MED STUDENTS, READ THIS: Fancy an energy drink that enhances brain focus and memory retention? Looking for something that's gonna keep you going all night long? Fret not then, here comes the NERD Energy Drink!
Formulated by a Medical Student (how appropriate!) from Virginia, this brain juice contains ginkgo biloba, among other weird things, as a memory enhancer.
Other ingredients that the maker claimed to enhance brain power are Vinpocetine, Huperzine A, and DMAE. Since this is an energy drink, it also comes with the stuff you'd expect in a can of Red Bull or Livita, i.e. Taurine, Caffeine, Vit B2, B3, B6, and B12, as well as the not so expected L-carnitine (wah can burn fat too while you're at it!), Carnitine, Glucuronolactone, Ginseng extract, and Guarana seed extract.
If this brain juice does what the Nerd maker claims, it'd probably cost RM200 a can! Ginkgo biloba, Ginseng, and L-carnitine don't come cheap! Was thinking a few cups of quad-shot espressos at Coffee Bean would do the trick! Am sticking to my coffee for now. God knows what this kryptonite-tinged juice does to your brain in the long run. Check this Nerd Juice out by clicking the brain image on the right!
[update!]
This nerdy drink is shipped in cartons of 24 cans (12 oz./can) for $48.00 USD. One can is about the price of a can of Heineken! Affordable eh?!
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Nerd Energy Drink
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10 spit-backs:
KK:
Now only you introduce such product, you should have introduced it before my exam la....i suffered like a dog memorizing so many stuffs till i feel like puking....so are u gonna buy that for your sem 9 exam...hahha
Ugh, that's one scary looking advertisment for an energy drink.
I'm imagining eyeballs popping out and brain overheating after overloading on so much 'nutrition'. LOL!
Steve
it's never too late to try it out, and nah, i'll give it a pass. as Jonzz puts it, eyeballs popping & overheated brain. *Shudders!*
Jonzz
i'm more concerned of personality changes + nerdification as a result of the nerd drink. LOL!
yucks, so green! has it any approved artificial coloring added? any additives? it does what it claims? any proves? else we will sue this drink manufacturer!
I think you should try first then only tell us whether it works or not and worth trying...hahah
Consumer Activist:
the best way to know is to get a carton of it and see what it does to you. do let me knw the outcome yeah!
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Steve:
cannot, i refuse to drink that slimy juice! i rather drink kopi (did i mention i dun like coffee?)
Why you refuse since you are promoting it? You don't like kopi? weirs weird weird
im not promoting it laa... im simply bringing it to ur attention dat there's such drink somewhere in planet earth. now u knw there's tis thing called Nerd Drink tks to me!
yeh, i dun like kopi. dun like the lingering aftertaste on my tongue. but i like mocha, latte, and the sh*ts alike. heheh. and i like tea. tea rocks. sexy... like jessica alba. LOL!
You tak habis habis with your jessica alba la.....i prefer coffee than tea la....yours is English or chinese tea? In my next exam i will take the nerd drink and tell you how is it and whether it works or not......
i fancy oolong tea, red tea, green tea, earl grey tea, and jessica alba! muahaha...
yeah, try it out and see if it works. u may wanna keep the nearest hospital's number handy, u knw, just in case... hahaha.
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