iPhone, iWant !

The iPhone: iLike™, iShiok™, iLove™, iWant™. It's finally being revealed! It's so sexy iOrgasmed™! This is the gadget of the century, it's so out of this world I felt like crying coz I lived to see it happen in an era where terrorism and famine is on the rise, yet I could still release a fart of inferno out of pure intense excitement! Macibai what am I talking about?

iPhone is a touch screen product that somewhat resembles my Sony Clié PDA (with its flip closed) - glossy and shiny, flat, lack of buttons! At just 11.6mm thick, it is the thinnest smartphone in the world (to date) and comes with Mac OSX installed as its core operating system! I've used Palm OS and Windows Mobile, but not Mac OSX! Wooo... I just farted fire!

It supports GSM, EDGE, and is Quad-band and offers integrated wireless b/g and Bluetooth 2.0 (what, no 3G?). Slated for release in US come June, and in Malaysia tentatively 2008, I really do hope it comes with 3G by then.

iPhone = iCam™ + iPod + iVideo™! It has a 2.0MP camera (tiu, Sony K800i also got 3.2MP la, iPhone must make it kao kao 10MP what! What a let down!) mated with the anticipated audio and video playback. And lo and behold, the coolest feature that iLove™ most: the large 3.5inch, 320 x 480 resolution display automatically detects whether the phone is being held in a landscape for portrait position! iBravo™! Battery life for video/web browsing and audio are quoted as 16 hours and 5 hours respectively (not very geng but not too mediocre either, aye?).

Apple has patented a new input method called ‘Multi-touch’(check out this video) which ignores accidental finger touches and instead concentrates on specific finger movements. To hell to all that means! Just gimme my iPhone!

I'm not gonna spoil too much of the fun by typing out all it's features here, so go visit the sites listed below. Plus, this piece of cool shit won't reach our Boleh-land shore till next year, so hope the specs do improve a little. Gonna start saving for it!

iCan'tWait™. iWantItNow™. iLustForIt™.

Visit Apple's iPhone site for fully animated intro (Quicktime required).
For full coverage of the iPhone by gizmodo.com, click here.