Papaya Sex!

People, especially the Chinese, associate food that resemble the genitalia as sex-enhancers and libido-boosters, i.e. the aphrodisiacs. Oysters, sea cucumbers, rhinocerous' horns, as well as penises and bollocks of tigers, oxes, etc. are well-known local aphrodisiacs. Ever thought of classifying papaya into the aphrodisiac category?

This is an organic papaya. Look at its curvatures. It looks sexy from any angle. Are you aroused yet?

Notice most of the other claimed aphrodisiacs are either seafood or animal organs, which are very high in cholesterol and thus causes atherosclerosis (deposition of fat on blood vessel wall) which ultimately predisposes to erectile dysfunction (inability to make erect the male genital organ)?!

Why can't papayas be aphrodisiac as well? For starters, it's healthy! Papayas contain known anti-inflammatory nutrients including Vitamin C, Vitamin K, Folate, Selenium and Beta Carotene. It is also a good source of dietary fiber and potassium.

Besides the packful of nutrients, papayas are good for cleansing the bowel system so that you won't pass out rotten-smelling farts (flatus) while in action on bed (caution: do not attempt any bed action within 2 hours after consuming papayas).

It's also claimed to be one of the world's healthiest food, and something that can "kick start or push yourself off that plateau you have been sitting on in your weight loss goals". Read the article here.

It's also heterogenous in aphrodisiacal appearance - when uncut and whole it looks like the male genitalia (refer to photos above). And when you're done with it, with some skillful allignment, the papaya skin can be made to look like the female labia too:

I say make organic papayas Malaysia's national aphrodisiac! Visit Malaysia 2007 and go tropical sex! PAPAYA BOLEH!