Cobra on Federal Road

Cobra, cobra, on the road,
don't mistake me for a toad.

You read it right! I spotted this sohai cobra in the middle of a federal road in Cheras few days ago. Hello cobra, this is city area, the fuck you doing on a city road?! This little fella damn brave, it stared-cock at every vehicle that dared to pass it. It has this menacing stance which turn at each approaching vehicle and the stare glued on till the vehicle disappears in the distance.

I snapped a pic of our little friend while waiting the traffic in front of me to move. On my left is a Honda Accord which lane was obstructed by our menacing little cobra. The dork in the Honda blared its car alarm (which was damn loud and has multiple musical tunes) to my dismay. The cobra didn't budge an inch. Stupid idiot, can't you see a cobra doesn't have ear lobes like us human?!

So much for increasing the toll rates! Come on Pak Lah, make our road safe and clear up the cobras, pot holes, and flash floods. Then we talk money!