Osim's iGallop

This is the most ridiculous exercising machine I've ever encountered. Every major mall I went, I see Osim's female promoter riding this stupid machine. I can't help it but everytime I see them in action, they reminded me of some scenes from my porn collection. Can you imagine what it would feel like if the seat comes with a vertical stick shaped like a penis attached to it?

I decided to give it a try.

It so happened that I didn't wear my underwear underneath my pants. After a few minutes of riding that stupid iGallop at highest speed setting, my brader got hard, and it became awkward to walk with my pointy crotch. Damn that stupid machine.