2nd Day of Fam.Med.

Being a slacker, I hate attendance to my course activities being taken twice daily. Are those AAD ppl dumbfcuked idiots got nothing to do or what? We don't pay RM60K annually to be treated like small kiddos dammit!

From left to right:
ManiaMin acting macho, Ҝαίخό™ getting bored, TurboFlyx acting cool, and a sphygmomanometer standing erected.

We're back in this place called Klinik Kesihatan Ampangan. Same old shit, different day. Prof. K is gonna conduct the clinic session today, and I dreaded this day so very much. If you're wondering why, that's becoz Prof. K is *** ****** ******* (CENSORED). I find her working etiquette cockening.

Ҝαίخό™ blaming his luck when got chosen by Prof K. The other two bugger sighed in relief.

And most unfortunately, Ҝαίخό™ got selected by Prof. K as the first candidate to clerk a patient that morning. Ҝαίخό™ didn't fret one inch. He proceeded professionally and ushered the patient in, and started clerking...

A bit of history:
Prof. K had previously made fun of Ҝαίخό™ when he was in Semester 6 (almost 1 year ago), and Ҝαίخό™ bears a deep sickening no grudge with Prof. K, but Prof. K did not have much of an impression with Ҝαίخό™.

Halfway into Ҝαίخό™ 's professionally conducted clerking, Prof. K suddenly interrupted:

Prof K: Ok, what has he failed to ask so far?
The Rest: ... ... ...
Prof K: He kept asking her this and that which are essentially the same thing. He's basically beating around the bush for the past few minutes!
Ҝαίخό™ thoughts: Haven't you heard of building rapport with patients, biatch?!?!
Prof K: Now, what else you wanna ask the patient?
Ҝαίخό™: Sorry ye Cik X (the patient), for the interruption. Let's continue. Erm, did you have any numbness right after your fall?
Cik X: No, there were no numbness.
Ҝαίخό™: Do you ...
Prof K: What do you ask after you ask for numbness? Weakness right? If this is a real exam, YOU FAIIIILLLL....
Ҝαίخό™: (Aarrrgghhhh...)
Prof K: [went on bitching teaching]

Prof. K consulting our Oxford handbook.

Prof. K's listening attentively to patient's complaint.

We had to endure another 2 hours of Prof. K's teaching before the group was dismissed. Then we headed to the A&W fastfood restaurant for lunch before heading back to Uni to celebrate The Talkative Duck's birthday.

The Talkative Duck with his Bf (on her immediate left) and friends.

After celebrating her birthday, The Talkative Duck got into an educative Sexual Role-Play where she acted as a medical student who had just celebrated her 22nd birthday and got drunk and had an unprotected one-night stand (clinical definition: helluva fcuking action for one night or more) with an Indian friend two nights ago. She was afraid that she might get pregnant and found out by her boyfriend. Her intention of consulting the doctor (faked by TurboFlyx) was emergency contraception, ie. morning after pills and the shits alike.

We had some nice giggles watching in the next room, which was separated by a one-way mirror. The Talkative Duck sure can act! With that, I end my 2nd Day of Fam.Med.