Vibrating Condoms

What are vibrating condoms? The shallow-minded may probably think that these condoms are for guys who are bored of wanking and wanted to try something new. Ironically, the real thing is designed to satisfy the opposite sex, eventhough it's worn on an erected penis.

The package consists of a normal condom, a vibrating ring (with built-in battery), and an instruction leaflet.

If you think that vibrating condoms are made of latex that actually vibrates, you are damn wrong stupid! Condom makers trick consumers into thinking that they have actually invented rubber that occillates by calling these pieces of shits vvvibrating condomsss.

The vibrating ring - it has an expiry date!

To save you from being branded a dumbfcuked-moron, I gave away RM10.90 to enlighten you guys on what the hoo-haa a vibrating condom is all the fcuk about.

To get your vibrating condom ready, you gotta erect your cock. This can be achieved by stroking it gently or hard (depending on your personal preference). Once your penis is cocked up, wear on the condom provided. Then, slide the vibrating ring onto your cock, all the way to the base. The vibrating device should be placed in such a way so that it sits on top of your cock (the dorsal side, in medical term) so that it comes into direct contact with the clitoris. If you're doing it solo, you may want to place it downwards so that the vibrator tickles your balls while you wank away!

A word of caution though, if you're a premature ejaculator, this device may not be suitable for you. The built-in battery in the vibrating ring is designed to last approximately 20 minutes, and once turned on, it will vibrate till the power source dries out. No point spending Rm10.90 for a normal condom + a vibrating piece of shit if you gonna cum in 30 seconds right?

I can't comment on user experience as I've yet to try it. Will update on this soon!