Satisfied Customers

Ever since I started taking protein supplements and frequent the gym almost daily, a few typical medical students who are mundane, inactive since birth, and not to mention fat, were intimidated by the results they see in my physique. When I circulated the health supplement catalogues around, they were as excited as their first time masturbating.

From left to right: AhFat, Mania, and GaoTao.

AhFat said, "Now I can run faster than a dog with Ultimate Nutrition's Prostar Whey Protein Powder! I liked the gourmet Cocoa Mocha flavor!"

Mania interrupted, "Now I'm so strongs I can do 50 repetitions of the preacher's curls with 100kg weights on. Only after one servings of the wheys proteins! Terrors or not? I tells you, I not wants to actions here, but you sees my faces muscles also strongs-strongs liaos! I no bluffs peoples ones. I also boughts a news Panasonics Lumix FX7 digitals cameras with my PTPTN funds..." (interview censored because interviewee suffered from a manic attack).

GaoTao confessed, "Your metabolism-increasing tablets damn kao effective. It raises my core temperature so much that I'm having fever now. Diu... *sniff sniff* "

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